High school: I don’t love beer but drink it because my dad does
University: I like beer and will now drink anything that is cheap
Graduation: I can has monies to buy good beer.
A year into working: I’m now way too rich to buy beer that is sold at the beer store
2 years into working: I’ve maxed out on the price I can spend on beer; therefore, price doesn’t matter, I only want beer that is unavailable to the average individual and is not in english.
3 years into working: I have now tried every beer on the planet. From now on I’m only drinking beer made from grapes. Wait… that’s wine. Yes, beer drinkers are so uncultured. Wine is much more complex and distinct.